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✨ SIZING
Available in a range of colors and sizes — see our photos for a full sizing guide.
✨ SHIRT INFO + MATERIAL
This unisex Comfort Colors® tee fits comfortably for all, with a classic crew neck and short sleeves. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, the garment-dyed, soft-washed fabric delivers extra softness and a relaxed, everyday fit. Double-needle stitching adds durability, and the tubular construction (no side seams) helps the shirt hold its shape wash after wash.
✨ PROCESSING & SHIPPING
Orders typically arrive within 3–7 business days:
Processing: 1–4 business days
Standard shipping: 2–6 business days after production
✨ CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Turn inside out and wash in cold water. Air dry recommended; if using a dryer, tumble dry on low. Do not bleach, dry clean, or iron directly on the design.
✨ RETURNS & EXCHANGES
Since every item is made to order, we're unable to accept returns or exchanges. If your item arrives defective or incorrect, reach out and we'll send a replacement right away.
✨ OUR GUARANTEE
Your satisfaction matters to us. If something's not right with your order, let us know — we'll work with you to make it right.
✨ QUESTIONS?
Message us anytime through Etsy! We respond to all inquiries within 24–48 business hours.
All items are handmade to order and will ship within 3-5 business dayys.
★Print and ships in the USA by a small business
★Processing time: 3-5 Business
★Ship time: 1-7 Business Days
★100% satisfaction guaranteed! I want you to love your item! if there is a problem with your order, Please send me a message and I will make it right for you
Comfort Colors T-Shirt Sizing
Unisex Fit
XS: Chest 30-32", Length 26"
S: Chest 32-34", Length 27"
M: Chest 36-38", Length 28"
L: Chest 40-42", Length 29"
XL: Chest 44-46", Length 30"
2XL: Chest 48-50", Length 31"
3XL: Chest 52-54", Length 32"
Fabric & Care
Material: 100% Combed and Ringspun Cotton
Weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 gsm)
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach.
Fit Notes
Comfort Colors t-shirts are known for their soft, lived-in feel. They may shrink slightly with the first wash. For best results, wash in cold water and dry on low heat.
If you're between sizes, we recommend sizing up for a more relaxed fit.
Questions?
If you have any questions about sizing or fit, please don't hesitate to reach out to our customer service team. We're here to help!